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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 01:00

Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
If atheists are so positive that there is no God, where is their proof that He does not exist?
No go.
So they tried
Then came..
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Field of 16: Will Mexico be dream homecoming for Daniel Suárez? - NASCAR.com
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
No way
NASA Is Planning to Build a Massive Telescope on the Moon’s Dark Side - The Daily Galaxy
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
Texas woman dies from brain-eating amoeba after using tap water for nasal rinse - Scripps News
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
Marvel Tōkon Fighting Souls dev Arc System Works has its own ‘direct’ coming - Polygon
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Newgarden leads delayed first IndyCar practice at WWTR - RACER
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
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