What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 01:00

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

If atheists are so positive that there is no God, where is their proof that He does not exist?

No go.

So they tried

Then came..

I’ve often wondered why fans aren’t deployed on GBBO during warm weather? I’ve seen too many desserts melt (and bakers too…). (I live in Pompano Beach and we try to use fans in lieu of AC as much as possible).

Still no good

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Field of 16: Will Mexico be dream homecoming for Daniel Suárez? - NASCAR.com

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

They put up a sign reading

No way

NASA Is Planning to Build a Massive Telescope on the Moon’s Dark Side - The Daily Galaxy

Just Forget it!

No, not a chance

Unacceptable again!

Kevin Costner and ex-wife Christine Baumgartner keep their distance in awkward family reunion at son’s graduation - Page Six

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Panleukopenia Outbreak Prompts Immediate Suspension of Cat Intake at Bishop Animal Shelter - Manatee County

Catatonics & High Colonics

Loons and Moons

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Can you explain the components and features of Workday HCM and recruiting? How does it compare to Oracle and SAP HCM?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Thumbs down again.

Freaks and Cheeks

Texas woman dies from brain-eating amoeba after using tap water for nasal rinse - Scripps News

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Next, they tried...

Marvel Tōkon Fighting Souls dev Arc System Works has its own ‘direct’ coming - Polygon

Everyone loved it.

Nuts and Butts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Newgarden leads delayed first IndyCar practice at WWTR - RACER

Still no good.

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

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